Functionalist
You cut out of a Zoom meeting the second the discussion ends—no small talk for you. Similarly, showers are for getting clean, period. You're in, out, and on your way to the day's next task. Since you're so focused on not wasting time, you demand a powerful shower head with high pressure and great flow. Efficiency is a premium to you and you’re willing to accommodate whatever else is necessary to achieve that principal goal.
Your top 5 shower tracks:
- Can’t Stop by Red Hot Chili Peppers
- The Wire by HAIM
- What You Waiting For? by Gwen Stefani
- Baba O’Riley by The Who
- Lost in Yesterday by Tame Impala
Your celebrity shower twins:
Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation
James Bond
Tim Ferris
Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games
Michael Jordan
Products for your ideal shower experience:
Everyone for Everybody 3-in-1 Soap
Why have three products when you can have body wash, shampoo, and bubble bath all in one? As a bonus, the ingredients are organic and sustainably farmed.
Harry’s Shave Club
New razor blades and shaving cream arrive every few weeks, so you never have to worry about running out.
Diamond Jacquard Bath Towel Set
Finally, bath towels that are luxuriously soft and super absorbable. They also dry lightning-quick.
BaBylissPRO Nano Titanium Hair Dryer
Named the best overall hair dryer by Good Housekeeping, this powerful machine turns drenched hair into dry, manageable locks in no time.
Nebia Shelf
Get your products off the floor so they’re easily within reach and showering is that much quicker.
