Functionalist

You cut out of a Zoom meeting the second the discussion ends—no small talk for you. Similarly, showers are for getting clean, period. You're in, out, and on your way to the day's next task. Since you're so focused on not wasting time, you demand a powerful shower head with high pressure and great flow. Efficiency is a premium to you and you’re willing to accommodate whatever else is necessary to achieve that principal goal.

Your celebrity shower twins:

Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation

James Bond

Tim Ferris

Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games

Michael Jordan

Scent to set your shower mood:

We know you don't have much use for pungent fragrances, but the scent of lemongrass has been shown to help relieve stress.