Bigger, faster, stronger—whatever the superlative is, you go after it, consequences be damned! You wash your bath towels—with extra fabric softener—regularly so they're always fluffy and smell fresh and clean. In the shower, you require complete immersion, with water hitting you from all directions. You often soak under your warm, drenching waterfall for as long as you’d like, even if it means emptying the water heater and getting the stink eye from your roommates.

Your celebrity shower twins:

Don Draper from Mad Men

Kanye West

Hugh Hefner

Paris Hilton

Samantha from Sex in the City

Scent to set your shower mood:

Tuberose and Cashmere